Feeling Like a Noble for Less Than an Instant
Ever dreamt of heading into the airport wearing a crown and feeling the flight attendants bow? Turns out you can get that feeling without a trip to any actual castle. A new online venture is selling a “Lord” or “Lady” title for about $70 – the price of roughly 20 meals at Shunfu Mart.
What You’re Getting
- A digital certificate that officially declares you a noble.
- A mini‑plot of land in the remote woods of western Scotland: one square foot of public land next to a babbling brook.
- The legal tradition that locals call Lords and Lairds – a quirky nod to Scottish aristocracy.
You could even try adding “Lord” or “Lady” to your name on your passport or ID for about $100. Just a heads‑up: some local legal sites may reject honorary titles, so it’s more of a fun badge than a legal change.
Real Stories & Real Reactions
“We bought ourselves and our wife a Lord/Lady title pack and started using the titles on our flight tickets. The staff treated us like royalty and were surprisingly courteous and helpful. Highly recommend!”
It’s not just about the title itself; it’s the experience. Picture the moment a flight attendant calls you “Lord” or “Lady” – you’ll wonder why you’re still a regular passenger. But be mindful: the covid pandemic still means mask‑on and distance‑keeping. Heritage can’t cure the flu, unfortunately.
Bottom Line
- Get your tiny Scottish plot of land.
- Claim your noble title for a handful of bucks.
- Enjoy the perks (and the smiles) at the airport.
This little financial linkaroo is the kind of novelty you can brag about at your next brunch – just remember, as common folk, we still have to keep our social distancing lanes… but a title does make you feel a little above the crowd.
Original tale spun by Wonderwall.sg, with a wee touch of Scottish culture.
