Surviving the Dino Menace: A Jeff Goldblum Thought Experiment
Ever wondered how your life would look if a T‑rex decided to take a stroll down your street? With Jurassic World Dominion hitting theatres this week, this silly question suddenly feels a bit more real. And the only person we really want to hear about this is the original Timelord himself: Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff’s Lucky Take on Dinosaurs
- “Geez, I’m a lucky guy.” The 69‑year‑old was pretty honest. He admits his luck doesn’t come from any special diets or secret survival hacks, just a lot of random fortune.
- “Sometimes I’ve crossed the street when I shouldn’t have.” In Jeff’s quirky universe, a near miss from a street line could be second only to a dinosaur encounter.
- “I’ve never gone near big animals… never had an encounter.” That’s the bravery (or cowardice?) lining the joke.
- “Our dog Woody is a great big standard poodle—ten times faster than I!” Even his canine companion is faster than his own pace.
- “Maybe something about me is lucky, so I’ll do okay.” He ends on a hopeful note—just in case a prehistoric predator does show up.
Why Jurassic Pride Matters
- “I was so excited—could have knocked me over with a feather.” A playful nod to how excited he was in 1993.
- “Working with Laura Dern and Sam Neill was life‑changing.” He credits his co‑stars for turning a movie into an unforgettable experience.
- “It was the landmark moment of my career.” Jeff thinks Jurassic Park was critically important, even if he later “focused less” on its market status.
- “Seeing people excited after two decades feels life‑enhancing.” The fans’ enthusiasm and his own personal joy make the experience feel magical.
Now Showing
Jurassic World Dominion is currently playing in cinemas. Whether you’re a dinosaur fan, a Jeff fan, or just looking for a chuckle, a blockbuster adventure awaits. Grab popcorn, buckle up, and let the prehistoric comedy roll!
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