When the MRT Became a “Sizzling Spot” for a Surprise Performance
What Happened on September 16?
It’s a rainy night in September, the kind of night that makes the MRT feel like a river. While most of us were simply trying to find a seat, a wildly uninvited episode unfolded on the train from Clementi to Jurong East at 11 pm.
- Our “main character” emerged from the crowd, squatted in or around the seat area, and released a pico‑pelo below the benches.
- In the very same slice of time, a group of friends—apparently speaking a foreign tongue that sounded like German—stepped back in shock, acting like they’d never met the woman before.
- Despite the surprise, the lady seemed non‑chalant, her face relaxed as the clear liquid dribbled instead of bursting out.
Was It Truly Urine?
There was a moment of debate. Some thought it might just be water. However, the storyteller, Joanne from Stomp, confirmed, “Yup, it’s pee.” She noted that the spot was absent when she boarded—only appeared later—and the liquid near her shoes was unmistakable.
Other Highlights from the Night
As if the water‑work had been a one‑time stunt, the Marta’s “water‑cycle” didn’t stop there. In an earlier incident this month, a second woman joined the spectacle by pulling down her shorts and unloading onto the train’s floor—again, a bold pause that left commuters gasping.
Why the Crowd? Was It a Stunt or a Slip?
She might’ve been juggling a few issues: being drunk, sunburned, or simply out of etiquette. Either way, the lack of a mask was a quick “friendlier” omission, but it didn’t take the place of the main offense—not forgetting your odd squatting in an enclosed train.
Takeaway
Public transport is usually quiet, but occasionally it turns into a live theatre of uncommon acts. When you’re in a busy train, keep your eyes on the front to avoid finding yourself cleaning up strangers’ habits—especially when the soundtrack is a wet, unexpected chorus.
