Package Caper in Dunearn Suites: A Freelance Thief on a Coin-Flipping Stroll
Picture this: a courier drops off a hefty parcel on a secure balcony, the resident is at work, and a sneaky intruder rolls down the elevator aisle with a white bag that’s now—spoiler alert—$343.31 of beauty goodies.
What Went Down
- Launch Day: On Feb 19, binary0018 was waiting for FedEx to bring her pampering supplies.
- Courier’s Call: At about 6 pm, the delivery guy rang saying he’d left the bag on her doorstep.
- The Vanishing Act: Back home near 8 pm, the door was empty—no gift.
- Surveillance Time: Neighbors swore up the video, revealing the culprit’s whizzing hallway stroll.
The Footage’s Story
According to the CCTV, roughly thirty minutes after the official delivery, a man—apparent Uber Eats rider—ditched a second drop-up at a neighbor’s door, then hovered in front of binary0018’s entrance and silently snatched the bag.
Whodunnit Be? The Uber Eats Twist
That guy? He was apparently part of a lunch‑delivery crew, according to the neighbor’s app details. Binary0018 even got a face‑scan from the app that matches the suspect on tape—with eyes that could make any “Pizza Delivery” film feel like a documentary.
Lessons Learned
Even in a supposedly “tight‑knit” building, a bright-eyed opportunist can break in if they’re ready to play a game of stealth.
So, next time you’re out for a coffee or a late‑night scrolling spree, double‑check the porch spot. The thieves are calling—just not to deliver a pizza this time.
Uber Eats Foodie Turned Unexpected Party Guest: A Rollercoaster of Mystery and Survival
Picture this: you’re about to savor your favorite take‑out, only to discover a shady parcel that just might hold a secret whole mystery shipment. It turns out that the “delivery” was missing its name tag, but we have a clear confession from the resident in the form of a police report and a LinkedIn‑style update from Uber Eats.
The Unfamiliar Package Scene
- Our protagonist (“the resident”) had no idea whether the anonymous package contained anything more than an invoiced coupon.
- There was a folded invoice inside, which gave a sneaky hint that the person who delivered it had some clue to what was inside.
- And… maybe the parcel was completely invisible for an extra dash of drama.
Law Enforcement’s Role
The police have taken the reins. They dug into the incident, opened an official case, and you’ll find their voice through a hurried response that includes the following:
- “There was a report filed—nobody’s just flying blind.”
- They’re spreading out the investigative net across all angles.
Uber Eats’s Take‑Your‑Own-Adventure
Responding to second‑hand chatter from the “Stomp” newsletter, a spokesperson from Uber Eats confessed the following:
- “This was above the freaky‑zonasa level it’s™ unacceptable and goes against our Community Guidelines.”
- They’re actively investigating with the help of law enforcement.
Your friendly Stomp contributor Binary instantly co‑operated from the dawn of the day (Feb 21). She received a text from a team member in Uber Eats, now a bottom‑line high‑point of collaboration.
Why Do You Need to Care?
If you’re a commuter hero who relies on Uber Eats, remember: anything goes. Don’t be tricked by a cryptic parcel. And able to thank the law enforcement for staying on top of it. Good luck on your next on‑line order.