The Curious Quest for a Life‑Deciding Sidekick
Picture this: a 30‑ish lady, having survived a “rubbish year” like a season of bad sitcoms, suddenly decides she wants a personal decision‑maker to steer her through the chaos. All she needs? £2,000 (about S$3,500), a bit of inheritance, and a pinch of hope that life will finally line up.
Her Pitch on Bark.com
“Hiya! Bit of a weird one I know, but basically I feel like I need someone to make my decisions for me.”
She’s basically looking for a real‑life Bandersnatch—yes, you read that right. Think of Netflix’s interactive drama but instead of choosing the plot twists, you’re selecting your daily coffee, your grocery list, your wardrobe, and even that terrifying “what if I don’t get that promotion?” dilemma.
What She Needs:
- On‑call expert—someone who’s reachable whenever a crisis (or wardrobe malfunction) hits.
- Fast texting—Because the world doesn’t wait for replies, and neither does she.
- Spam‑free advice—No random tips, just real, actionable choices.
- Ready to try anything—From DIY ventures to career pivots.
Ad Lib: Why the Money?
She basically says her mother has been joking about her never-ending “mishap” cycle. “Every week I get a new tiny disaster that’s just enough to make me feel like an accident of existence.” So, she set aside the inheritance sack for this life‑switch‑board session, hoping someone will reset the game.
Quick Note
She’s already explored the world of clairvoyants, so she’s no stranger to the “gateway to your future” vibe—just wants someone who actually knows the difference between Netflix’s gangster officer and your actual boss at the office when making choices.
