May Sim’s Crystal Ball: Singapore’s Next Two Rough Rides
Grab your seatbelt— May Sim said Singaporeans are in for at least two more “cycles” of economic and social wobble. “The universe will only sort itself out after 2023,” she warned, checking the stars for clues.
Not Your Immediate Escape Plan
So, should we start pulling out those dusty suitcases from the storeroom right now? According to the astrologer, it’s probably not the moment yet. She likened last year’s crisis to a tsunami that doesn’t arrive in a single splash—just a series of waves. We’re only in the second wave of 2021, she pointed out.
Covid‑19 is Just One Piece of the Puzzle
When pressed about whether the turbulence is all about COVID, May clarified: “It’s not solely Covid-19.” The virus, she insists, will likely never vanish completely. “There’s no ‘asteroid hit’ that takes it out,” she explained, pointing to past illnesses like scarlet fever and tuberculosis that still linger.
“As long as Covid is out in the world somewhere, the risk of it spreading will keep sniffing around,” she added. “To bet that it will disappear forever? That’s naive.”
Might You Finally Read the Stars?
With 17 years of immersion in celestial research, May’s confidence in her readings is unmistakable. Whether you’re curious about the cosmos or your own daily drama, she’s ready to translate the heavens into practical advice—and a touch of humor—so you can navigate the cloudy future with a smile.
4-figure consultation fee
Paying to Peek into the Stars: May, Singapore’s 36‑Year‑Old Astro‑Guru
For a four‑figure bill, you could get a cosmic consultation with May – but even if your bank account is flushed, she might still give you a polite pass.
Back in the Day, May Was the Queen of the Clock
Just a couple of years ago, May was literally on a 7‑day work week. Weekdays meant nonstop client appointments; weekends were jam‑packed with full‑day courses at her astrology school, which – thanks to the pandemic – had swirled online and stuck around.
Stopping the Prayer Line
With a waiting list that reached a full three months, May hit the brakes. She brought in her brother to help, but she also saw something else: people were glued to her predictions like a binge‑watching spree.
- Clients kept popping in every year just for another forecast.
- Financially it was sweet, but May wanted to empower, not addict.
“They get hooked on a prediction, especially when it hits home, and then they come back just to fix a spot in their calendar,” she explains. “I decided to stop offering readings to the general public.”
From Safety Manager to Stargazer
Before she left the corporate grind at 28, May had worked her way up to general manager in the safety sector. A literature grad from the National University of Singapore, she even dabbled in theatre, adding a splash of drama to the stars.
The Real Deal With Your Reading
May’s golden rule? Use her insights to take tangible action instead of hanging around waiting for the next prediction. “If you’re showing up every six months, I’ll turn you away.”
Bottom line: a paid reading may open your eye to the sky, but the real magic happens when you put those ideas into motion.
Turning away clients
Astrology, Entrepreneurship, and the Art of Saying “No”
Meet May, the astrologer who’s turning the tables on bad vibes and bad advice. While some people dabble in horoscopes just to “fluff up” their LinkedIn profiles, May’s on a different mission: she’s here to help people change their lives, not fiddle with them.
What the Bad-Guys Do
Picture this: a woman who’s on a long‑term “dating” with her boyfriend, juggling the big question—how do I get him to marry me? Or a career ladderer who wants on top of a promotion. These folks come to May asking for the recipe to manipulate others, to top‑ple rivals, and to “get ahead” in the most underhanded ways.
- “I’m looking for how to sabotage someone else” – no, thanks.
- “What’s the best way to make a coworker do what I want?” – definitely not.
- Want a fantasy tell you “watch this or unleash the universe on my career” – May says, “Nah.”
May’s Rule Book
It’s crystal clear: she only works with entrepreneurs and business owners who are genuinely looking for transformation – not just a quick horoscope dot‑com diagnosis.
Prospective clients get a free “quick‑scan” call. May checks if they’re the right fit:
- No need to be mega‑wealthy.
- They must be self‑employed. From tutors to struggling photographers – the only rule is that they pay themselves.
- It isn’t about the money for May. It’s about mindset – a mindset that could turn a failing business into a success story.
When you ask her about the four‑figure fee, she says it’s an important mindset shift. “If you don’t come to me, you’ll waste money on something stupid anyway – so why not invest in something you’ll actually use?”
Her Take on “Popular Astrology”
May’s attitude towards mainstream astrology is, let’s say, highly skeptical. “All those online, magazine horoscope blogs? Pure rubbish! You can’t explain a 600‑million‑person group like that. Happy it’s nonsense.” She is also viciously skeptical of “Starbucks astrologers” and the trendy Carousell astrologers – crystal‑ball readers who pop up in your café for a quick extra $50.
May sees professional astrology like medicine: comprehensive training, responsibility, and an honest commitment to client welfare. That’s why she fell in line with the International Academy of Astrology. Her first Asian student title is a badge of pride, not a brag. She says if you’re just making a side hustle, who cares if you are wrong? She’s not.
Bottom Line: It’s About Self‑Reflection, Not Steering Others
Answer the question: Are you ready to transform yourself (not manipulate your way to the top)? Or are you seeking a quick gimmick on how to harness cosmic forces to do your bidding? For the former, May’s your guide. For the latter, pretty sure you’re finding the right guy already – their fingers have these excuses at hand .
May’s Stellar Secret: How a Young Astrologer Keeps Her Clients on Their Toes
Meet May, an astrologer who brags a youthful vibe that can throw even the most seasoned clients off balance. But she’s got a silver lining: her sharp chart‑reading skills that can turn the ordinary into a cosmic revelation.
Age Drama or Astro Magic?
Picture this: A 60‑something lady walks into May’s office and asks, “Is May here?” The room’s just the two of them. May’s reply? “Yep, it’s me—and if my age has you doubting me, I’ll refund you for your time.” The client stayed for two‑and‑a‑half hours, proving that the stars don’t lie.
The One‑Hour Countdown: Your Timed Birth Snapshot
May’s typical session delves into two parts:
- Psych‑Astrological Profile – Understanding who you are beyond the numbers.
- Predictive Reading – Pinpointing when life events might unfold.
Participants must hand over their exact birthdate and time, because the planets aren’t stuck in one place. Think of it as a snapshot of Mercury, Venus, Saturn, and Mars – all dancing at the moment you opened your eyes.
Casting the Cosmic Pie
Using specialized software, May crafts a birth chart that’s basically a pie chart of planetary positions. Each slice tells a story: the planet’s meaning, the house it occupies, and the forces tugging at your life’s wheel.
From Data to Wow: The Power of Deep Knowledge
May has spent thousands of charts in research mode, ensuring every hypothesis gets scientific backup. She thrives on those “a‑ha” moments when a client finally grasps what moves the needle of their life.
Validation matters. As May says, a client needs to see that conviction glowing on their chart—like a lighthouse guiding them.
Earth to Air: The Coming Transition
According to May, we’ve just exited the “earth” era—lasted ~200 years and saw the rise of banking and real estate. That era finished in 2020. “In the air era, tech and social influence take the front seat,” she explains. This shift means the old assumptions—like property always going up—are going out the window.
She warns about folks still pouring resources into the wrong spots. “It’s a tough wake‑up call.”
Societal Impact Over Bucks
May’s playbook is simple: maximum social impact beats maximum profit. The pandemic has highlighted her point—if you rely on one or two income streams, brace for trouble. Yet, those with a $30 stipend per million people can still keep afloat.
Singapore’s September‑October Forecast
May predicts a wave of excitement for Singapore during the September‑October period, tied to leadership vibes. “There are big indicators in Singapore’s chart for a leader,” she says, noting that leadership isn’t stuck to a single person—think of Sanna Marin’s helicopter‑like decision making.
Ultimately, May’s blend of humor, heart, and her star‑aligned knowledge keeps her front row seats full and her clients yearning for more cosmic clarity.
Living her purpose
May’s Cosmic Career Switch
A Freer Life
After ditching the 9‑to‑5 grind, May says her schedule has taken a chill turn. “I can pick and choose my projects now, and that’s a relief,” she admits. Each day is largely devoted to running her astrology school, where she dives deep into psychological astrology – tapping into a client’s inner world to illuminate life choices. She also curates career‑transition programs that help people shift gears.
Teaching the Dark Side of Astrology
- Psychological astrology: exploring the soul through the stars
- Career‑transition masterclasses: from corporate to cosmic
- Personal mentorship: guiding newfound purpose seekers
Proud Moments
Among her students, a whopping 80 % have jumped ship within two years to chase their “life purpose.” “I’m almost proud of that,” May quips. The statistics prove she’s on the right track.
Living the Dream
“When I had a job, I’d run astrology on weekends and daydream of a full‑time star‑reading gig. Guess what? It’s happening right now.”
YOLO Philosophy
“Fresh out of the corporate mold, I treat life like YOLO in the best way. A lot of folks get stuck worrying about the small stuff – gan cheong, if you will. But I spend my days staring at planets, and it reminds me how tiny our daily dramas are compared to the cosmos.”
She’s not about to let a simple paycheck define her. “It’s possible to live a life that’s both thrilling and meaningful, and that’s what I’m dialing up.”
Dismissal of Critics
To the naysayers, May says, “I don’t have time to convince anyone I’m wrong. There’s a lot I need to do for those who actually pay attention.” And she’s meaning it.
Key Themes
- Career change
- Superstition & astrology
- COVID‑19 pandemic context
