Apple’s New Ad Will Make You Laugh (and Kind of Cringe)
Apple TV+ just released a one‑minute spot titled “Everyone but Jon Hamm.” In the clip, the famed Hollywood actor Jon Hamm—yes, the Mad Men legend—tries to navigate the streaming service only to find a parade of big‑name stars plotting to be the show’s shining moments.
The Setup
Picture this: Jon Hamm is happily swiping through Apple TV+’s library. He’s looking for something new, a fresh binge‑watch. Instead of a relatable, “just for me” moment, the screen goes on a binge fiesta of celebrity fame.
Celebrity Parade (Not Using “My” Folly)
- Chris Evans—Captain America vibes.
- Jason Sudeikis—just because it sounds like “Suds‑yks.”
- Jennifer Aniston—the only one who still has a heart.
- Jason Momoa—science‑fiction ninja.
- Will Ferrell—every comedy owed to his shoes.
- Samuel L. Jackson—“I’m going to need a bigger lightbulb.”
- Paul Rudd—the guy who’s basically the human version of a smart‑phone.
- Octavia Spencer—soulful marketing genius.
- Mahershala Ali—to ascribed everything.
- Reese Witherspoon—the lady who can handle a cupcake in both hands.
- Frances McDormand—all that sharp wit.
- Denzel Washington—who’s getting on a job.
- Tom Holland—the only 4‑superhero-brain.
- Billie Eilish—the quiet one that always looks in the dark.
Why It’s Hilarious
All the other stars are practically flashing their selfies on the screen. No wonder Jon’s reaction is a mix of disbelief, smoke‑puffs, and a poignant “I’m just trying to binge, not become a pop star.” The moment catches the absurdity that, in our era of showdom, everyone is a celebrity.
Takeaway
Apple’s humor is subtle yet effective: They’re poking a fun layer at the star culture we all live in. If you’re one of the millions who casually scroll for content, you’ll suddenly get a pang of envy mixed with a hearty laugh. And while the ad doesn’t give Jon Hamm a starring role, it does give us a transparent glimpse into a screen that’s forever looking for the next big thing.

Apple’s Hollywood‑Fueled NFL Pop‑corn Show
Picture this: the 12‑minute comedy, stitched by the biggest cinema names, lights up the TV as the NFL playoffs kick into high gear. Catch the teaser here and see why the fans are already buzzing.
What Makes This Ad a Big‑Screen Blockbuster?
- The cast includes studio‑giants — Hollywood’s A‑listers shining on screen and behind the camera.
- Apple’s tagline?
Everyone except Jon Hamm.
A little nod to the “Mad Men” star, he’s staying off the carpet. - Mood? Got an irreverent laugh track ready to scoop every NFL rant.
Why Everyone’s Watching Apple TV+ in the First Place
Apple TV+ is the streaming sidekick that runs for $4.99 a month and spins out originals like Finch, See, and the ever‑cheerful Ted Lasso. For any TV fan, the service offers a portal where late‑night talk meets deep‑diving dramas.
And the Playoff Footnote
Adweek notes that this spot will snag prime minutes during the playoffs — the perfect blend of touchdown moments and pop‑culture punchlines. Who said sports can’t double as a cinema showcase?
