Booba vs. Kaaris: From Airport Madness to a No‑Rules Cage Collide‑over
Picture this: 42‑year‑old Booba, the “Duke of Boulogne,” and 38‑year‑old Kaaris, the Ivory Coast‑born cut‑throat king, stare each other down and decide that a cage‑fight with absolutely no rules is the only way to settle their beef. And if you think a rap feud can’t out‑shine a fruity Twitter exchange, think again.
1. The August Airport Meltdown
- Location: Orly Airport, Paris – the spot that turns out to be an unintended wrestling ring.
- The Spark: A crew brawl push‑off that forced the airport to shut down a whole departure aisle.
- Result: Both rappers ended up behind bars, slapped with the same 18‑month suspended jail sentence, and a hefty fine that even money‑lenders would whisper about.
- Extra Detail: Booba allegedly kicked Kaaris in a moment of pure, unfiltered rage, leading to a serious investigators’ e‑mail about giving a “kick and a checkpoint.”
2. The Twitter Throwdown of a Holiday Season
On Christmas Day itself (the day most of us are sipping cocoa), Kaaris broke the “tide‑of‑holiday‑peace” with a bold “Come and get me, you know where to find me.” Booba did the perfect Instagram response: a body‑shot of him stripped to muscle and tattoo, promising “I’ll beat you to a bloody pulp.”
While Kaaris flirted with a “drink your rival’s blood” line, Booba tried to lay down the playbook:
- Fight Style: Thai or “normal boxing” over ten rounds – it’s basically a mix of “heavy hitting” + “no referee” (the unholy union of chaos and style).
- Venue Hints: “It would be a cake walk at Bercy” – maybe a not‑so‑serious nod to the stadium that usually blasts metal‑core.
3. A “No Ref, No Rules” MMA Octagon Saga
Kaaris swore he’d bring the full MMA octagon – a cage with no referee, no rules, just puroda and a sheer swagger. He demanded a weekend showdown. Booba only took it up with a photo of him ready to rumble next to starless French football icon Karim Benzema (yes, that’s a comic mash‑up).
Both rappers posted a response that read like a video game dialogue:
- “I accept your challenge!” – Booba, giddy with a little sickens, added, “Now we’re waiting for the date and time… I’m still mad about you who ran at the Orly.”
- Kaaris, reactionary, thanked the haters, threatened “I plan to break your bones,” and said, “We’ll maybe fight in December, April, or maybe June at Bercy.”
4. Internet Memes, Social‑Media Flame, and a Mayweather‑Style Match
As soon as a biker‑recorded Jo‑jo brawl played on the’s, the internet exploded. Memes compared the feud to the 2017 bout between Mayweather and Conor McGregor – only this time, it’s Cuban‑French rivalry for the ages. From “Cuban black‑scar” to “Kara‑deft” we see the jokes lands.
5. The Verdict: You Can’t Hide From This
Despite the fines, suspended sentence, and the chance to get in jail again (yes, they’re flipping houses like they did with the DP), the two hav’t got the drag. And the fans can’t get enough. Hold onto your hats, because the stadium doors might open like a pop‑up shop, and the mayday may happen anytime. The whole world’s on standby for a no‑rules, no‑ref ring‑show that’s just about impossible to watch without screaming: “Whoa.”
