Egg‑Slammer Takes a Breakout in Sengkang
Food prices might be on the rise, but that’s no excuse for a lady to go on a “terror‑potato” spree at a neighbour’s doorstep. Two silent‑night attacks were caught on community CCTV, and the same woman—wearing a bright yellow tee—did the exact same thing two weeks apart.
First Surprise “Egg‑Drop”
- Time & Date: About 11:47 p.m. on July 11.
- The Scene: A midnight crash from a quiet apartment revealed a yellow‑shirted woman pilfering an eggshell from a kitchen and hurling a yolk at a door with surgical precision.
- Resident’s Fright: “I heard a boom on my door, opened it, and… an entire splash of egg on the glass and the floor.” The resident, apparently a student, even mentioned the TV was quietly blasting in the background.
- Evidence: Neighbourly‑provided footage cut the culprit’s exit in the stairwell.
Second Act – “Four‑A‑Clock” Egg‑Volley
- Time & Date: 7:22 a.m. on July 29.
- The Moment: The same girl emerged from the stairwell like a determined “egg‑furrier,” pivoted, and lobbed a fresh yolk straight at the door.
- Aftermath: Two hours of grub‑free cleaning, a slightly dent‑ed electronic lock, and a lingering aroma that made the family feel like they had walked through a breakfast buffet.
- Police Response: “We were notified on the 29th and had already dealt with a similar incident on the 11th.” The woman was questioned but famously denied the crime even when presented with the clinging footage.
What’s the Story Behind the Yolk?
One netizen, trying to keep the mood lighter, suggested the culprit might have a vendetta: “She must be furious about something—maybe someone’s running out of eggs? First dial her up, see what’s up, then decide.” The real motive remains a mystery, but the eggs have taken the neighbourhood by surprise.
Resident’s Take: “I was heading to school, and then my parents got a bunch of noises. They opened the door and it was the same thing again. The whole mess has put a ton of mental strain on the family. We’ve got a lingering smell from all those eggs.”
Food Prices: The One Thing That Has Everyone Scrambling (And Egg‑Sitting)
It doesn’t take a culinary mastermind to spot the signal: prices are spiking on everything from spinach to steak. The public’s reaction? A mix of fury, ingenuity, and the occasional emoji‑filled rant.
On the Bad Side of the Rise
- Higher cereal costs mean cereal‑foresight budgets shrink.
- Milk’s new price tag forces the treatment of dairy as a luxury, not a staple.
- Chef‑level pantry cabinets—once filled with plastic containers—suddenly feel a touch too empty.
On the “Creative” Side Of The Rise
- A netizen famously wrote: “Wasting eggs only, why not fry and eat?”. That line went viral and sparked a trend.
- DIY sauce blended with leftovers is trending on Instagram.
- “Egg‑Central” breakfasts are now a hobby, with hashtags like #EggsAllTheWay.
Whether you’re a kitchen hero or a budget‑conscious gardener, the surge in food inflation just proved that creativity and thrift can coexist. The clever ones are turning the inevitable jam into a snack train, one noise‑less clirring of a sizzling pan at a time.
Stuff & Struggles at Circuit Rd: A Tale of Spray, Eggs, and HDB Drama
What Went Down
A 21‑year‑old beat‑up at the local HDB block on Circuit Road turned into a six‑month “reformative training” sentence after she took the plunge and pleaded guilty to six counts of harassment, mischief and theft.
The “Messy” Trio of Crimes
- Egg‑Busting – She lobbed a handful of eggs at her ground‑floor neighbour’s unit, turning the hallway into a slick, yolk‑laden mess.
- Liquid Showdown – The same teen also splashed oil, black sauce, and an unidentified white liquid, creating a rainbow of stains on the door of another unit.
- Food & Powder Pandemonium – She didn’t stop there. Pieces of food and a mysterious white powdery substance were added to the chaos, blasting the building’s doorstep on a separate occasion.
Why the Law Matters
The Singapore Police Force, along with the HDB, are keen to remind the community that while Silly Goose pranks might sound harmless, they can quickly cross the line into vandalism and harassment. The sentence—“reformative training for at least six months”—is designed to help her rectify her behavior and hopefully bring her back into the good book of the neighborhood.
The Bottom Line
Fresh‑aloft, folks: keep the eggs in your kitchen, the sauces in your tap, and the powders where they belong—on the shelf. After all, it’s easier to live in harmony than to live with a stranger who thinks an egg toss is a fun game of Twister.
