When a Rat Goes Grilling: Teddy’s Bigger Burgers Takes a Bite Out of a Mess
Picture this: a seemingly ordinary sizzling grill in Honolulu, suddenly turns into the backdrop of a Tik‑Tok-worthy horror. A video—spilled across social media—shows a rat dancing on the grill like it’s auditioning for a Gordon Ramsay show. The result? The local Teddy’s Bigger Burgers spot went from “buzzing with burgers” to “full‑stop” in a heartbeat.
The Grim Staff Shake‑Up
- Two stunt double hires were let go after they appeared on Snapchat, clearly thinking they were filming the next big “how to feed your pets” segment.
- Richard Stula, the big boss, blasted the former teen employee, saying he was “horrified” and “investigating the authenticity.”
- He urged the public, “We’re furious that a former employee would cook a rat on our grill. It’s a reputation‑killer!”
Cleaning Up the Scene
- Orders were put on hold—think “pause until we scrub everything down.”
- All kitchen gadgets got a fresh run‑through: utensils, burners, the whole dress‑up.
- The justice-loving team collected a full audit to make sure no rogue rodents lurked in the back, real or fictional.
- The Department of Health will swing by this week to eyeball the place.
Sweet or Sour? The Take‑away
So next time you scroll through a poke‑ballad or viral snack video, remember: the grill can grill some promo, but when you get a rat on the grill, you might need a real reason to keep cooking. Teddy’s Bigger Burgers is stepping up its game—cleaner, safer, and definitely rodent‑free. Let’s just hope their next film is a burger, not a fur‑flustered mishap.
