Elon Musk’s New Aromatic Adventure
Picture this: The planet’s wealthiest guy tosses a new perfume into the market – Burnt Hair. According to him, 10,000 bottles vanished in just a few hours, raking in a solid million dollars.
Why a Perfume?
Musk quips on Twitter that his name already screams “fragrance” and that he’s been “too stubborn” to step into the scent game – finally, he declares, he’s a perfume hustler.
The Flavor of the Moment
- Bill: 10,000 bottles sold = $1 M profit in hours.
- Price tag: $100 a bottle.
- Shipping: First quarter of 2023.
- Tagline on his site: The essence of repugnant desire.
Other Bizarre Hits
- In 2020, Tesla rolled out its own tequila.
- “Short shorts” were released after Musk beat back short‑sellers.
- Back in 2018, the Boring Company sold flamethrowers for $500 (bags to that $10 M).
- He also offered 50,000 Boring Company hats.
He’s practically on a mission list: colonize Mars, change how we power ourselves, and shake up the automotive and aerospace worlds.
The Twitter Gambit
Just last week, the billionaire pushed forward with a $44‑billion takeover of Twitter, aiming to end ongoing legal skirmishes that could push him to pay the house even if he didn’t want to.
- If the deal falls through, Musk could take control of a top-tier media heavyweight.
- That would finally silence months of courtroom drama that hurt Twitter’s brand and fed his “eccentric” reputation.
The Boring Company’s Silence
When asked how long the perfume would remain on the shelves, Boring Company remained tight‑lipped. Better check back later.
