Grab‑Food Chaos at Waterway Point: A Tale of Bites, Beats, and Bad Taste
Picture this: a sunny evening on Waterway Point’s link bridge, Daniel Seah cruising on his bike to deliver a bite, when Farah and her beau Aloysius decide it’s the perfect spot to throw a fit. The result? A dramatic showdown that would make even the most seasoned drama buff crack a smile.
What Went Down
- Daniel slides past the couple. Farah yells, “Do you know how to say ‘excuse me’?” Hilariously, Daniel’s answer was, “Did you forget PMS?”
- What followed was a love‑of‑the‑night‑slap‑and‑kick routine: Farah slaps Daniel’s head, kicks him in the stomach, and whacks his backpack like a bad attempt at a slapstick comedy.
- A heroic mall security guard and a nearby customer burst into action, yet Farah was determined to keep the punches flowing—like a DJ refusing to stop the beat.
- The fight captured on CCTV tells us Daniel was held hostage; he even had to leave the venue for a hospital visit due to a bleeding nose.
Legal Consequences (Who Knew the law could be so dramatic?)
Farah has just been handed a 4‑month‑plus sentence (4 months & 4 weeks) plus a fine for voluntarily causing hurt and unauthorized debit‑card use. The “unauthorized debit card” charge came from a POSB card that was found at a McDonald’s payment terminal, for a $160 nonsense spree at Guardian and Giordano.
Aloysius gets 3 weeks in jail, plus an $800 fine, for assault, public fight, and deliberate mischief.
Why the Law Called for Such a Dodge‑turn
- Assault alone could cost up to 2 years’ imprisonment and a $10,000 fine if it were a more serious case.
- Using someone else’s debit card could land a person up to 10 years in jail or a hefty fine.
A Past Life Twist
Before getting caught for this mishaps, Aloysius had a sweet résumé as a “safe‑distancing ambassador,” tragically marred by a forgotten mask standoff in Yishun. Turns out, the “distance” between him and the law is short.
Learning From This
Walking along a mall bridge is great, but remember: don’t be the first to use someone else’s card or to become the star victim of a bullying saga. If you’re feeling emotional, why not drop a Huawei with a smile and a “sorry for the mess” instead of a full‑blown assault? Maybe you’ll avoid a 4‑month sentence—and be a friend, after all.
Next time you grab a lunch order, keep the peace. Unless, of course, you fancy a dramatic role‑play, but just remember you might get a sentence longer than your favourite show.
