When a Toy Sword Turns Into a Full‑Blown Coffee Shop Drama
On a warm evening in Yishun, 31‑year‑old Chen Yuhong turned an ordinary cup of joe into a stage for chaos, cool‑tactical theatrics, and a surprise “samurai” flash‑light duel.
The Scene of the Crime
- Location: Block 418, Yishun Avenue 11 – a cozy coffee shop
- Time: Aug 31, 2017, around 7:00 pm
- Involved: Chen, her male friend, and a single female patron
Chen and her buddy were staging a “table takeover” next to a woman’s seat. She was clutching a pile of documents, tossing them onto the table like confetti – a bold move that gave the customer a reason to back away.
The Trigger
After the customer decided to exit, 15 minutes later Chen, in a burst of fury, started slamming the table and making a noise that would have made even your favorite sitcom laugh. “I’m not going anywhere!” she shouted, resisting her friend’s attempts to escort her out.
The Accidental Samurai
Among the chaos, a male customer spotted a “samurai sword” – only a toy with LED lights – sparking a sudden call for help. Police arrived just in time to witness the next chapter of the show.
Police Intervention & Arrest
- Chen was taken to the void deck, questioned, and then tried to flee.
- During the arrest, she got a little too agitated and fought back, causing officers to subdue her forcefully.
- While being led onto a patrol vehicle, Chen unleashed a torrent of profanity, even threatening that “unless they break her legs, she’s not getting aboard.”
How the Shoe Of A Sword Sang
A female officer, just about to secure Chen’s feet into the car, was abruptly kicked in the left hand – a momentary numbness followed by a head‑butt on the officer’s forehead. The aftermath saw Chen’s antics culminate in a courtroom split: three months of jail time and a $400 fine.
Key Takeaways
This case proves that a simple coffee run can spiral into a live-action movie if you bring a glow‑in‑the‑dark sword, a temper, and a refusal to cooperate with law enforcement.
Remember: keep your swords as toys, keep your temper in check, and always allow polite chat—no standoff required.
