Apple’s “Trash Can” Mac Pro Goes Gopher‑ly into Oblivion
Remember the 2013 Mac Pro that looked like a giant metallic trash can? Apple finally decided it’s time to retire that curved beast and move it into the “Obsolete and Vintage” hall‑of‑fame. Yep, the iconic “Trash Can” is officially out of business.
A Cylindrical Dream That Missed the Mark
The unassuming case, the so‑called “Trash Can,” was celebrated for its bold round shape—way ahead of its time, or maybe too ahead. The design was a gamble: Apple hoped a vivid, chunky body would make lab rooms feel like a 3D sculpture garden. In practice, it turned out to be more of a recipe for cramped workstations.
- Internal Limits – Upgrades were nearly impossible. Users couldn’t swap in a new GPU or expand memory very easily.
- Setup Hassles – The ramified dimensions made cable management a nightmare.
- Stagnant Design – Apple stuck with the design for six years instead of revamping it sooner.
2019: The Great Replacements
In 2019, Apple swooped in with the new Mac Pro — nicknamed the “Cheese Grater.” The design is sleek, modular, and most importantly, upgrade‑friendly. The “Trash Can” gets the boot when it’s made clear that big cylindrical cores don’t meet the needs of modern users or future hardware upgrades.
Why the “Trash Can” Never Stood the Test?
Apple’s original “Trash Can” failed on two fronts: physical flexibility and future‑proofing. Its round, rigid exterior didn’t allow for e‑volutions Apple was aiming for. By 2019, the company had no way to bring that ham-handed design into a future ecosystem.
What it Means for Tastemakers
- Legacy Fans – Those who loved the “Trash Can” lose their beloved, older Mac Pro.
- Collector’s Delight – It now adds a touch of nostalgia and value to vintage Apple-collector bins.
- Future Ready – The new “Cheese Grater” provides a platform that’s ready for tomorrow’s machines.
In short, Apple has turned a chapter of its industrial history into a page of “Obsolete.” For those that ever wanted a stylish, practical piece of the Mac Pro, the “Trash Can” is out of circulation, and the brighter, more functional “Cheese Grater” awaits. Time to say goodbye to the can and welcome the new, sleek, and upgrade‑friendly future.
Apple’s Vintage Tryst: Which Devices Are Out of Date?
Ever wonder what happens to the tech that’s been out of the spotlight for a while? In a surprising move, Apple has officially slipped several of its beloved devices into a “vintage” status—saying that spare parts and repair options for these gadgets will now be as scarce as a good joke on the internet.
Featured “Vintage” Lineup
- 2013 Mac Pro – brought back with a classic dust‑off vibe.
- Third‑generation iPad Pro – the once‑snazzy tablet now feels like a relic.
- 2018 iPad Pro – a chunky heirloom that’s a bit out of date.
- 2019 iMac – now the historical hall of mirrors.
- 2019 MacBook Air – an aerodynamic ghost.
- iPhone 8 128 GB – once the apex phone, now a vintage classic.
What does this mean? For fans and technicians alike, it means fewer options for parts, fewer chances to tidy up or upgrade. Instead of a quick fix, you’re about to feel the raking of a vintage attic. Talk about nostalgia!
