WELLINGTON’S UNWELCOME Invasion—Brits Branded Worse Than Pigs
The latest Kiwi saga involves a British family who, after a series of misdeeds across Auckland and Hamilton, have been publicly called “worse than pigs” and face deportation.
From littering on beaches to refusing to pay for meals, their antics have left locals in a daze and fury.
What Went Down
- Littering spree – Beer boxes, bottles and rand‑full rubbish left scattered on a popular beach.
- Odd “clean‑up” threats – A child in the group threatened he’d “knock your brains out” when someone asked the family to tidy up.
- Restaurant ruse – Stories of finding hair or ants in every meal to dodge paying.
- Stealing operation – One member pleaded guilty to stealing NZ$55 worth of gas station goods.
- Physical altercation – A family member allegedly punched a journalist with a shoe when asked for comments.
Political Reaction
Mayor Phil Goff let the world know how he felt:
“These guys are trash. They’re leeches, even. If you say one time I found a hair or an ant in my meal you’d believe it, but they find it every meal. That’s criminal. They’re worse than pigs, and I’d like to see them out of the country.”
Deportation Notice
Immigration official Peter Devoy confirmed the family received a deportation order citing “matters relating to character.” The 26‑year‑old member now stepping back home should be all set for a quick exit.
Family’s Last Words
John Johnson tried to defend the crew, claiming heritage to the “10th richest man in England” and asserting they felt “very unwelcome” in New Zealand.
Final Trail
Under the weight of public backlash and the looming notice, the family announced a shortened holiday and plans to return to Britain by the end of the week.
These events remind Kiwis that their laid‑back charm can sometimes clash with foreigners who take too much for granted.
