OMG, Noah Cyrus Is Turning Her Tears Into Cash
Rumor mill buzzing: the 18‑year‑old pop star and Miley’s younger sister has decided that a whole bottle of tears might be worth a $12,000 shotgun. Yes, you read that right. Noah’s own weeping is up for grabs on the oddly‑named PizzaSlime shop.
The Limited‑Edition “Liquid Sadness”
- Price tag: $12,000 / S$16,300
- Only 12 tears – each one with a “slightly salty” vibe, so… don’t drink.
- Part of a “limited collaboration” that’s available for 48 hours only.
What the Seller Is Saying
The retailer claims those glasses are “approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.” In Instagram‑ish lingo, Noah even joked:
“one person’s trash is another person’s treasure (sic)”.
Why This Might Be Leap‑frog to Victimhood?
E! Online suggests the timing is no coincidence: Noah just announced the breakup with rapper Lil Xan, and both had publicly accused each other of cheating. Selling her tears could be a tongue‑in‑cheek way to turn heartbreak into treasure.
A Quick Flashback to the “Cyrus‑Cracks”
- Did you know Miley smashed the teen‑idol vibe in 2013 by confessing to drugs and showing off (yes, ‘bygone’)
- Fast‑forward to 2017 – Miley decided to slam off the medicine and return to country roots—thinking she’d keep her mind on “super sharp” vibes.
Bottom Line
So, while most of us think boohoo gets you nowhere, a few creators are actually using their sobs as a currency. Noah’s tear sale shows how the entertainment industry can turn even tears into a business — maybe you should start digging in your own emotion repository for a side gig!
