A Soggy Showdown: When a Broken Heart Turns Into a Disgusting Disaster
Picture this: One sunny September afternoon, a 48‑year‑old, unemployed guy strolls into the bustling ION Orchard mall at 4.58 PM and decides the best way to vent his fury is to fling his own digestive waste straight at an ex‑girlfriend. It sounds like a scene out of a slapstick movie, but it was all too real.
The Love‑Hangover Backstory
- Our 48‑year‑old Mr. X was married—yes, a married man with extra responsibilities.
- He and his 28‑year‑old partner, Ms. Y, were tight in a flat, even running a humble chicken‑rice stall together in Bedok.
- Back in August 15, last year, a heated spat broke hearts and a chopper was brandished, threatening Ms. Y to stay put. The night after, Ms. Y quit the stall to be safe.
- Two days later, on August 16, her brother lodged a police report for Mr. X’s menacing behaviour.
- Fast forward to September: Ms. Y finally left the shared apartment, cut the phone line, and found a fresh gig at ION Orchard.
Why the Sudden Onslaught?
With his boat sinking emotionally, Mr. X carried a deep grudge. Then, on September 26, an unexpected bout of diarrhoea forced him to stash a little brownish treasure in a plastic bag—yes, that was the stash that would make a splash the next day.
He hopped into a cab to ION Orchard. When Ms. Y was on the job, he conceived a plan that would surely make household cleaners jealous. He flung the contents of his bag straight at her.
The Domino Effect
- Ms. Y’s coworkers were equally dozen‑decorated by the unexpected spray.
- The chaos spilled over between two nearby eateries, turning them into “loo‑rooms” for the day.
- Both stalls had to shut early and scrape off every last morsel of food they’d prepared.
- Financially, the disaster wiped out an estimated $4,033.50—a pretty hefty penalty for a black‑eyed H2O incident.
The Left‑Behind Identity
For now, the court’s gag order keeps Ms. Y’s name under wraps, while the headlines go on freaking out.
So next time you think a breakup is just emotional, remember that there’s a whole world of dirty waters you never saw coming.
