Hey, Enough with the Condo Self‑Praise
It’s time to let those brag‑about‑infinites pools and fake beach vibes take a backseat. You’ve already got the biggest brag ally in the building – a six‑lift lobby that’s basically a vertical Disney ride. So why not let us walk the talk and showcase your laundry‑yard‑viewing oasis?
Think Your Condo’s the Peak of Luxury?
Check out the real FOMO material – the neighboring complexes that are pulling out all the stops. These are the kinds of amenities that’ll have you scrolling past your wall‑paper and wishing for a tropical beach vibe with actual palm trees, not just plastic stand‑ins.
- FloatClub 101 – Their pool in the sky pools outdoors with fog machines that make you think you’re in a nightclub. And yes, the deck stretches over a laundry yard. Heroes, we too.
- Green Terra – Pitching eco‑luxury with solar‑powered elevators, a rooftop garden that reminds you why you love zucchini. No palm trees, but still unexpected vibes.
- SkyForge – With a stretch of 6 lifts and a mock beach, it has everything you need: fake palm trees, thread‑bare loungers, and a “luxury” Greek‑style sunblock station. You’re halfway to a beach vacation.
What Makes Them Stand Out?
- When you’ve got no solid pool—just a vat of lukewarm water—why not use the “laundry yard” angle? Picture the typical wind through the dewy curtains of neighbor’s laundry: a new, exclusive calm.
- Be careful not to rely on lost loyalty—those folks who stay because they’re attached to the structure, not the amenities. Real fans will look for genuine comfort, not just noise.
- Remember: the paradise on the floor is powered by elevators two glass, a crate of coffee and hardly any real beach panels.
Take the Leap – Say Goodbye to Self‑Praising
It’s not that your condominium is lacking. It’s that the neighbors are pushing the limits to the point of outlandish. Let’s leave the bragging to the tour guides and listen to the subtle vibes – mix the old‑school and new, and let everyone realize that we’re living in a bit of a white‑hatted environment called a dream.
1. City Square Residences
Cool Facilities at City Square Residences
Who needs a tennis court when you can pin‑crush your way to weekend glory?
Bowling Alley
- What’s it like? Two lanes, 10 bucks an hour each—so affordable, it almost feels like free!
- Why should you try? It’s the perfect excuse to show off that “I’m a pro” swagger you keep in your pocket.
Mini Golf Ground
- What’s it like? A playful putting course that turns every swing into a mini‑championship moment.
- Why should you try? Hitting a green that’s just your size? You’ll feel like a legend, not a backyard pest.
So ditch that tennis court (yes, booking one still feels like 2020) and roll into City Square’s perfectly balanced mix of fun and chill.
2. Parc Clematis
Why the New Clementi Condo’s Communal Kitchen Is Basically a Social Game‑Changer
Picture this: you’re hosting a dinner party and you want the whole shebang—from fancy food to epic conversations—without the hassle of cleaning up after a haphazard foodie frenzy. The newest mega‑development by Clementi stands to make that dream a reality. With a projected opening in 2023, it promises up to 50 perks—and one of them is a glitz‑packed communal kitchen that lets you impress your pals without risking the wrath of a messy fridge.
What A Communal Kitchen Means for You
- Convenient access to sizzling equipment that’s always in top condition.
- No need to stock down to a million gadgets for that special entrée.
- Perfect for showing off your culinary flair—no middle‑aged butcher‑friend will need to grumble about your secret Taylor Swift collection (we’re not kidding).
- In a word: freedom from the dreaded “How do I clean this?” dilemma.
Why Go For The “Classy” Route?
After all, we’re in a century where pint‑size parties and A+ hospitality get a lot of attention. The communal kitchen gives you the upper hand: you set the menu, not the mess. And trust us, the 50 amenities list includes everything from a state‑of‑the‑art gym to an indoor pool—so you can brag about your living space without ever opening a dishwasher.
Bottom Line
Grown‑up living has evolved. You get the perks of luxury living while keeping your living space spick‑and‑span. Look, we painted the picture, now it’s your turn to paint the dinner with a whole box of freedom.
3. Grandeur Park Residences
Cool Facility: Ice Therapy Corner
Think of living in a spa—almost. At Tanah Merah condo we’re not just talking steam rooms; they’re also busted out a chill zone that turns a 32‑degree day into a full‑on shiok vibe.
What’s on Offer?
- Ice Therapy Corner: “Shaved ice sweeps pores, slims wrinkles, and gives skin a glow like a fresh‑paint’d floor.”
- Himalayan Salt Room: Pump in some mountain salt to flood your senses—good for bacteria, inflammation, and that mind‑body‑spirit reset you need to survive the mortgage battle.
- Bonus glow‑up: Singing bowls, gentle crystals, and all the Gwyneth‑Paltrow‑approved clean‑living vibes.
Why It Matters
Picture this: it’s a scorching afternoon, your skin is screaming for relief, and you step into a cool oasis that leaves you feeling refreshed and radiant. No sweat, just chill.
Bottom Line
Whether you’re into steam, can’t resist a good ice treat, or just want to feel like a spa‑minded superhero, this condo has the tools to keep you invincible—long enough to pay off that mortgage.
4. The Florence Residences
Will You Lace Up?
A Flip‑Flop or a Fist? Residents Get Surprises!
While most condos promise sleek finishes and a good view of the skyline, this Kovan gem brings a twist that will make you do a double take. Some tenants wind down in a spa‑like oasis, others step into a brand‑new boxing ring—yes, a legit ring where you can punch your stress out.
Who Snags Which Spot?
- Spa‑seekers: “Just one day of juicing hands and hammocks.”
- The Northern Lights (gloves on!): “Just one day of cleaning the hallway and removing the fumes from the smoke parties.”
The Corridor Co‑won’t Just Be Beautiful
Neighbors enjoy chatting over cigarette smoke by the window or make the common corridor the personal plot for 205 potted plants. All—like, “What part of that 205‑plant plan did the committee forget to leave out?” It turns your daily trek from your apartment to your hallway into a serious showdown.
…But First, a Punch Line.
If you look on the property listing, you’ll read the line “regular condo cooperatives offer a spa‑or‑boxing ring.” If you’re just a conventional term, eat and heed patrol that keeps the building in order. If you are the type that tries to learn to fight and simultaneously enjoys a Spa with your plants, this is the place for you.
5. The Marq on Paterson Hill
Personal Pool Paradise
Picture this: every balcony comes equipped with its own lap pool. If you’re ready to spend at least $12 million, this new luxury condo on Orchard Road is the kind of splashy dream you’re looking for.
Why It’s a Big Deal
- The smallest unit—just 3,100 sq ft—already packs a luxury punch.
- Each balcony hosts a 15‑meter long lap pool, no sharing, no communal “pee” vibes.
- Forget the usual condo pool drama. Here, your splash battle is all yours.
Where the Fun Starts
Right off Orchard Road, these units ditch typical communal facilities in favor of private, secluded swim spots. Every balcony gives you a personal lane—no lines, no drama, just pure splash.
A Quick Reality Check
Cool, but who’s going to spot you in a Fendi bikini from above the city? Perhaps a novelty, but it’s all in good fun. If you’re instead after family space and budget-friendly options (under $1.5 million), there’s a whole lineup of spacious three‑bedroom units nearby that pack the room without breaking the bank.
6. Gem Residences
Welcome to the Condo That’s Got It All
Living in the brand‑new condo right in the heart of Toa Payoh means you can grab groceries, coffee, and a good laugh all on the same walk. And, if you’re the proud owner of a whisker‑todo fur‑friend, you’ll love the perks that come with the place.
Why Go Outside When Inside Is So Good?
- Pet‑Only Pool – Yep, the pool is a sanctuary for your canine, feline, bunny, and even your little terrapin. No human swims, just pure “puppy splash” vibes.
- Edible Garden Starter Kit – Every resident receives a handful of seed packets so you can grow your own little patch of organic delight. Turn your balcony into a salad bar and impress the neighbour.
- Free IT Support – Need a tech fix? You get five minutes of phone tech help, no charge. Finally, a solution that isn’t just “turn it off and on again.”
- In‑House Doctor – A friendly doctor visits once a week, ready to prescribe meds and issue medical certificates. Think of it like a health gym for your paperwork.
In short: grab a candle, bring your pet to the pool, grow lettuce, and if you happen to be having a tech hiccup, call the support hotline. The wellbeing of your fur‑friend, your kitchen, and your device all have a care package here.
Bottom Line
Living here gives you amenities that make “home” feel less like a building and more like a happy place. So keep your fancy condo keys reserved for the hallway; the best out‑of‑the‑box service is right at your feet.
7. Treehouse
Starbucks Pops Up in Chestnut Drive
Ever dreamed of grabbing a hot cup of Joe without leaving your apartment? Chestnut Drive is making that dream a reality with Singapore’s first fully automated Starbucks kiosk right on the block.
What’s on the Menu
- Iced Latte Macchiato – Foam on top, chill vibes below.
- Doppio Espresso – Double shot for double trouble.
- Cappuccino – The classic frothy masterpiece.
Zero‑Touch Payments
No more scrambling to the nearest kiosk for loose change. Pay with your phone and stroll straight back to your living room. Trust me, that $0.15 you’d sneak into your Americano? You’ll never need it again.
Feel the Buzz
Living here now means you can ditch the instant coffee packs and sip bar‑quality drinks whenever you want. Just a few taps and your espresso is ready – the only extra pressure is whether you’re getting it or you’re the one getting coffee.
8. Wallich Residence
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Living Like a Boss: James Dyson’s Ultra‑Posh Condo Sounds Like a Sci‑Fi Dream
Ever dreamt of owning a loft that could give you a front‑row seat to James Dyson’s latest invention? Well, this 64‑storey wonderhouse just made that wish come true. The genius behind the world‑renowned bladeless fans had calloused his own opulence in the Wallich Residence—only to sell that glittering three‑storey penthouse for a cool $62 million. Yes, that’s right, the same money you’d shell out for a small island in the Caribbean.
Why You’ll Want to Move In
Imagine stepping into a private library on floor 52, where every book has a personal concierge that whispers “the latest must‑read” when you open it, or a theatrette that can host your own midnight movie marathons. Even Golden Village Gold Class feels a touch too mundane for someone who’s already taken a trip to the heavens (literally).
Key Features
- Level 39‑up Units: Sorry, Dyson, you’re not the only one who can afford sky‑high living. Those other units come in at a lot less than the $62 million penthouse—so you can still book a slice of the cloud without breaking the bank.
- Private Theatrette: Host movie nights, talk shows or even your own awards night. If the popcorn is a footnote, the experience is the headline.
- In‑house Library: Floor 52 is dedicated to literary bliss—hand‑picked titles, comfy seating, and a quiet mode that shuts off traffic noise. Don’t worry, you’re not sacrificing your privacy for a few book‑ish days.
- Sky‑Bungalow Link: The building is directly connected to Tanjong Pagar MRT on basement level 2, so you can tap your EzLink card amid thousands of commuters at 8 am and still feel like you’re on private flight.
Life After the $62 Million Condo
Now, let’s face it… After that hefty investment, the most you’ll crave is a smooth commute. Picture yourself, dodging the rush-hour swarm, with a neat EzLink swipe—painless and efficient. Combining sky‑high luxury with everyday convenience is what living in the Wallich Residence is all about.
So, if you’re thinking whether to sink your money into the top floor or stay at the more affordable levels, remember: you’ll get a private library, a speakeasy‑style theatre, and an effortless uptown commute—all wrapped up in one shimmering package.
Because when life gives you the chance to own a de‑liquidated flight‑level condo, why not go for the full, feather‑light experience? After all, “Perfection is no longer just a box price—it’s a lifestyle”.
