Taliban Tidy‑Up: A New Commission Cracks Down on the “Bad Characters”
Background: From Guerrillas to Governance
The Taliban that once swung from the rooftops of Kabul to the muddy trenches of remote mountains are now trying to act like a regular government. After toppling the Western‑backed administration in August, they’ve been scrambling to contain the mess that has trekked into their ranks.
Commission for the Purification of the Ranks
Under the Ministry of Defence, led by Mullah Yaqoob (Mullah Omar’s own kid), the Taliban has set up a “purification” commission. That’s a fancy way of saying they’re jailing the worst of their own.
Deputy Chief Sirajuddin Haqqani Speaks Out
In a grainy audio clip that Reuters confirmed, Haqqani – a notorious figure who never takes selfies – grilled his troops about the “people of bad character” slipping into the fold.
- “They’re causing a bad name for the Islamic Emirate.”
- “We need a few pure, sincere folks, nada to the tigers.”
Why This Move Matters
Social media rumors say a handful of self‑proclaimed Taliban members have jacked up attacks on civilians and ex‑security forces after the June amnesty. The Taliban says, “No, we didn’t sign on to that.” But the new commission shows they’re keen on keeping the squad cleaner than a sanitized glove.
High‑Profile Figures Involved
Haqqani is no stranger to headlines, as the mastermind behind the Haqqani Network’s some of the most brutal attacks in the last 20‑year battle. His silence, however, took a turn when he spoke about the “bad character” crisis.
Flash‑Notes: What Happens Next?
- Help the commission – no boonious buddies should stand in the way.
- Oswal did a military parade on Nov. 14 in Kabul with reclaimed US armor and Russian helicopters to show the transformation from an insurgent group to a standing army.
- Remember: If you’re a bad character, there might be a waiting list to leave.
Takeaway
The Taliban are stepping up their governance game, moving from sea‑sickness to top‑flight administration. They’re burning the “bad” ones out the way a high‑school counselor might go through a you‑know‑what list. Next week, check in to see if the commission has found their blockers, or if there’s still a wild card or two hiding behind a camouflage.
