Running Away, Bleeding, and Hiding the Away
Picture this: a 22‑year‑old Singaporean National Service Full‑Time (NSF) is trying to escape from the mil‑day rig. He tests the police’s patience while bleeding from a slipped thigh. Short story, isn’t it?
Location & Time
- Where: Woodlands Circle
- When: Monday, Jan 21 at 3.35 pm (and the day before, Sunday, Jan 20 at 6:10 am)
The Heist‑Like Incident
On Sunday, the police were waving their badges at a group near Block 365, Woodlands Avenue 1, when our dreaded NSF vanished like a magician’s trick.
He left a trail of fresh cuts on his left thigh – obviously the result of rushing to escape. The police called it “fresh lacerations,” so expect a little “bamp-bamp” on the ground.
What He Ran From
Turns out, the SAF was after him because he was AWOL – that’s “Absent Without Official Leave.” I mean, who doesn’t like a little freedom? We all do, but apparently it’s a no‑no when you’re a National Serviceman.
Taxi Drivers For The Rescue
To make sure no one missed this runaway snowflake, the authorities issued a lookout note to all taxi drivers around that area, telling them to keep an eye out for a guy about 1.75 m tall, slim, wearing a black tee, shorts and slippers. Arcade‑style, but with uniform‑issue vibes.
Investigation Updated
The police have their lasers focused on this case, and they’re digging into why he decided to run faster than a treadmill. Stay tuned, folks – this case is still unfolding.
Until next time, keep your feet on the ground (and your phone on the side).
