Mario’s Star-Studded Lineup is Finally Here!
Hold onto your coins, folks—Nintendo has unveiled the voice cast for the new animated Super Mario Bros. film, and the lineup is wilder than the Mushroom Kingdom’s warp zones.
Who’s Getting the Soundbites?
- Chris Pratt — Mario himself (because you just can’t have a superhero without a charming SMASH‑style actor, right?)
- Anna Kendrick — Princess Peach (she’s ready to prove she’s more than just a water‑melon round)
- Cory McKenna — Bowser (he’s bringing the roar that’s just a bit too adorable for his brooding, pizza‑loving villainry)
- And a cast of familiar voices that’ll make you feel like you’re back in the cue‑off at your childhood arcade.
Behind the Scenes: Illumination Leads the Charge
Illumination—that quirky studio that turned a greenish monster into the world’s favorite yellow (think Despicable Me)—is handling the cinematic magic. The team’s knack for humor and heart is a perfect match for Mario’s timeless charm.
What this Means for the Animation Game
With a voice cast that could have you shouting, “It’s-a me!” in 3 D, this film promises:
- Epic battles that will smash the usual video‑game stereotypes.
- Laugh‑out‑loud antics blending classic memes with fresh gags.
- A touch of heartfelt “family” vibes that even your old Nintendo 64 can appreciate.
So get your power‑ups, tune into the soundtrack, and brace yourself for a blockbuster that’s as colorful and unexpected as a warp‑pipe into the future—Mario style!
Keeping It Fresh: Nintendo’s Shining New Lineup
Hey gamers and movie buffs alike, get ready for a mash‑up of your favorite voices and characters. Nintendo isn’t just messing with levels this time—our beloved heroes are getting a voice makeover that’s louder than any power‑up we’ve seen before.
Meet the Star‑Studded Cast
- Chris Pratt takes the role of the fearless Mario (think Guardians of the Galaxy). Yes, that “yes, sir” guy is hopping on to save the world!
- Anya Taylor‑Joy brings her queenly charm to Princess Peach (from The Queen’s Gambit)—the princess who can certainly rule your gaming kingdom.
- Charlie Day steps into Luigi‘s shoes (remember the LEGO Movie’s laugh‑bursting chaos?) and we can’t wait to hear his side‑kick skills.
- Jack Black is all fire and fangs as Bowser—the antagonist we secretly love, brought to life by a killer humour twist.
- Keegan‑Michael Key plays the quick‑wit Toad (the Toy Story 4 star) and will surely keep us in stitches.
- Seth Rogen transforms into Donkey Kong, giving us that comic‑fun and a little pythagorean intensity.
More Familiar Faces Show Up
The fun doesn’t stop there—keep an eye out for these familiar characters who’re getting the spotlight.
- Fred Armisen voices Cranky Kong (no, it’s not a cranky crank, it’s a cranky old man).
- Kevin Michael Richardson brings the bossy Kamek to the screen, with a voice that screams “grunt, grunt, grunt!”.
- Sebastian Maniscalco takes on Spike, and his comedic delivery will keep those gamers on their toes.
Historical Surprise Guest
And for those who appreciate history, the legendary Charles Martinet—the man who has been Mario’s voice since the ’90s—joins the party in a delightful cameo, lending his signature charm to yet another iconic mentor.
Stay tuned, because Nintendo is going to reshape the soundscape of gaming like never before—one blockbuster voice at a time.
Super Mario’s New Hollywood Adventure
Remember the 1993 flop?
It was the first time the beloved video‑game icons hit the silver screen—in that unfortunate live‑action version. Critics called it a flop, and box‑office numbers reflected that disappointment. Fans still whisper about what the movie could have been—and of course, everyone’s craving that deleted‑scene treasure trove.
Why animation is the hero this time
Learning from the past, the new film chooses animation as its playground. With color, motion, and endless power‑ups, it feels like putting a Mario‑star into your emotions: “Let’s do this right!”
We’ve got fresh eyes, fresh voice, fresh laughs
- Chris Pratt will bring Mario’s signature grin to life.
- Every frame is a palette of nostalgia—plus a few fresh, punchy jokes.
- The missed cuts from the 1993’s now completed in action.
Release‑date countdown
The adventure will celebrate the holiday season, premiering in theaters on December 21, 2022 in the U.S. Get your popcorn ready, because the next level is about to release.
Grab your sneakers—Mario is back!
If you thought the 1993 version left you hangry, this new animated outing serves a double‑chocolate banana—more fun, more flavors, and all the power‑ups for every fan. Cheers to the iconic journey finally getting the proper cinematic script it deserves!
