Opium or a Colostomy Bag for Life: Matthew Perry Spends $13M to Get Sober — Entertainment News

Opium or a Colostomy Bag for Life: Matthew Perry Spends M to Get Sober — Entertainment News

Matthew Perry’s Epic $9 Million Road to Sobriety

Remember Chandler Bing? The guy who cracked us up on Friends is now cracking on a different kind of comedy – his own life story. After a near‑death encounter with a ruptured colon, he’s green‑lit and honest about how he spent nearly nine million dollars to rid himself of drugs and booze. And he’s nowhere near done yet.

What Did the Numbers Look Like?

According to the New York Times, Pearson told that the cost thrown at him wasn’t just a few thousand dollars of rehab. “I’ve probably spent US$9 million or something trying to get sober,” he said. In Singapore currency that’s S$13 million. Yeah, that’s every rock‑solid, jam‑arsed, high‑cost doctor‑led plan piled up after one doesn’t get a chip on their shoulder.

His Human Side of the Story

  • Matt admitted he once took 55 Vicodin a day and weighed only 128 pounds during the 10‑season run of Friends.
  • He had 14 surgeries and now looks down at the scarred belly that reminds him of his hard‑won sobriety.
  • He says: “If you don’t have sobriety, you’re going to lose everything… I’m extremely grateful to be alive – that’s for sure.”
  • He also joked that had he bought OxyContin, he’d be full of a “colostomy bag for life” – a bleak, darkly funny reminder of what addiction looks like.

18 Months of Clean – And How He Got Here

After a colon rupture due to opioid usage, he spent five months in the hospital and had to use a colostomy bag. A therapist told him: “The next time you think about taking OxyContin, just think about having a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.” That simple thought opened a window – a door into, that door, and he emerged.

He was on a ECMO machine – the machine that takes over your heart and lungs – and the doctors said he only had a two‑percent chance of making it. The only thing that saved him was the sheer will power, evidence of an almost mythic cycle of recovery: Apparently, you gain life only if you maintain sobriety and keep the next spike low.

What He’s Doing Next

He’s writing a memoir titled Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing that’s coming out soon. The talk shown here reflects his sense of gratitude – “I’m grateful to be alive… and that gives me the possibility to do anything.” And yes, he’s “pretty healthy” now, but he’s even not hitting the gym “too often” because he’s learn to do a
simple check outside on his path to sobriety. The idea is that if you can fight your way back without dying, you learn a lot. These wordings may go on to become a motivational masterpiece.

Bottom Line: Transforming a Billions‑Dollar Cost into an Iconic Life Journey

From a start that saw him on Friends as Chandler Bing (as an actor of a costliest million-dollar record), to the path of self‑copyright production from honest, to a memoir and now a proper career, Matthew Perry gives us just the right wish, and the best: he now embraces a lasting, healthy living that could be used as a reference for future addicts, as well as friends watching and learning.