A Man with a “Unique” Arm Tattoo Turns Up a Date for Kate Beckinsale
Meet the Guy
After all that drama, Malcolm and the Underworld actress have crossed paths online.
Kate’s Reaction
Earlier this week, Kate Beckinsale took to Instagram to share a story that made her laugh (and not cry).
“Literally scouring for news that doesn’t make me want to jump out of the window.This man said, ‘It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm.’Of course, I see the funny side.”The post featured a photo of Malcolm with a theatrical wink—indeed, it gave her a small lift in a wilder day.
Malcolm’s Proposal
In an interview with The Sun, the mechanic expressed a surprisingly sweet side:
“I’d be happy to take her out for saveloy and chips, anytime.I’ll pay. But she’ll have to come to Thetford.”He added:
Seriously, he’s swinging from arm to relationship—and this could be the beginning of something delightfully unconventional.
Malcolm’s Journey After the Graft
Malcolm described how the latest operation finally put an end to his daily struggles:
“The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh my days. They got it this time.’I feel like a real man again.”He goes on to say, shocking to some but heart‑warming:
“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now – the little b.”
