Cougar Crash‑Course: Wheels, Wilderness, and a Fatal Showdown
When the bike meets the beast—Washington’s biggest outdoor adventure turned into a tragedy that rocked the state, sending the latest news flash: a 3‑year‑old mountain lion took out two mountain bikers, claiming one life and leaving the other with a serious injury.
What Went Down? (And How Weird it Sounds)
- Saturday afternoon on a remote trail in the Cascade foothills, two cyclists—Isaac & S.J.—spot a shaky, lean cougar stalking them.
- They do what you’d expect: shout, scream, even hurl a bike as a last‑ditch bluff. The animal darts away, but returns with a vengeance.
- S. J. runs, leaving the beast to chase Isaac. The cougar bites down hard—his jaws gripping the cyclist’s head—and violently shakes him.
- In the chaos, the cougar eventually drops Isaac, shoots—oh, we mean shoots the deer ~ kills it—then waltzes away with S.J.’s body.
Why This Attack Was Bigger Than the Rest
Cougars live all over Washington. They’re pretty common, but most encounters end with a quick scare or a polite “Hey buddy, a bit farther.” This, however, was the first deadly cougar attack in 94 years in the state.
Getting to the Bottom of the Skinned” Lizard
The Department of Fish & Wildlife has called the “green‑lipped” feline a “nearly emaciated specimen”. We’re talking 100‑lb (45‑kg) “puffer fish” compared to a typical 140‑lb adult that should look like a lean, agile spring chicken.
- Alan Myers, the chief wildlife officer, will run brain tests on the cougar’s brain dump (yes, they shot it) to see if a sick patch or some “zombie brain” story is behind the attack.
- All evidence points to a creature that dropped the ball in a out of proportion fight (unlikely to combine in …?). Er, in a “happening track” (still dreaming about my sneakers).
Takeaway from this Tragic Ride
When we hike or bike in places that are still wild and wildish, respect the space. The mountains are pretty scary when you’re up close to a big cat. Stay safe, be careful, and maybe give the cougar a mild “Howdy” phone call instead of bringing your bike into his territory.
