Grab Your Spoons—The Grinch is Turning Ourselves Into a Slasher
XYZ Films just dropped the news that the infamous grumpy green guy gets a midnight marathon makeover. The Mean One will be directed by Steven LaMorte and promises to be a slasher parody so wild it could ruin your perfect holiday movie night.
From Dr. Seuss to Death Instinct
- The Grinch first boasted a 33‑line poem in 1955.
- He’s been racked up in shorts, TV, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) starring Jim Carrey.
- That film’s become the ultimate Xmas watch‑list filler.
What’s the Buzz About This New Film?
The story follows David Howard Thornton as The Mean One—a hairy, green monster in a Santa jumpsuit, perched up in the mountains above Newville. He’s got a problem: the holiday season??
Enter Krystle Martin as Cindy “You‑Know‑Who.” She comes back to Newville after The Mean One mob‑sliced her parents a whole twenty Christmases ago. The plan? Bring closure. The reality? A winter butcher’s nightmare.
Extras on the Cast Fire‑Team
- Chase Mullins
- John Bigham
- Erik Baker
- Flip Kobler
- Amy Schumacher
Release Date – Bring Your Reindeer
December 15, 2022—you’ll need a snow‑cell phone to keep up.
So if you’re craving a belly‑full of popcorn, a dash of gore, and a sprinkle of Grinchy mischief, get ready to watch the ugly duckling of holiday movies take a turn for the total nightmare.
