Whoopi Goldberg Says “Bye‑Bye” to Twitter After Musk’s Takeover
Whoopi Goldberg, the 66‑year‑old Oscar‑winning actress, has officially ghosted the social media platform that Elon Musk just bought. She played the role of a very disgruntled Twitter aficionado on The View, and she left us with a perfectly pitched verdict.
“It’s A Mess, Dude!”
- Elon Musk’s week on the helm has turned Twitter into what Whoopi calls a “mess” of algorithmic chaos and policy shuffles.
- In the same whirlwind, Kathy Griffin’s parody account got the slap‑on‑the‑wrist treatment, igniting a frantic
#FreeKathyfrenzy. - Whoopi sums it up: “I’m getting off. I’m getting off today because I just feel like, you know, it’s so messy.”
What She’s Rejecting
Whoopi didn’t mince words stating her disapproval of the “certain attitudes” slipping back into the feed. She feels the platform isn’t for the flavor of “inconvenient truths” that might require a fresh reset.
“If The Drama Calms Down, Maybe I’ll Return”
“I’m going to get out, and if it settles down and I feel more comfortable, maybe I’ll come back. But as of tonight, I’m done with Twitter.”
So, for now, she’s done. But who knows what next season of her Twitter saga will hold? Only time will tell.
Meanwhile… Kanye West’s Account Gets a Comeback
After being banned for anti‑Semitic remarks, Kanye West’s handle got back in the runner’s lane, much to the surprise of a lopsided crowd on the platform.
Elon, the new curator of the chaos, claims the reinstatement was a decision made long before his takeover. He floated a statement on the importance of a content moderation council that would hold major decision authority—though apparently that council hasn’t convened yet.
“No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes,” Elon assured everyone while a surprised “Republicans Against Trumpism” account questioned why Kanye’s account returned. Elon quipped that it was “already restored” prior to his acquisition, and thus he had no say in the matter.
Tag‑Line for the Day
In this bloodless drama of social media control, one thing’s clear: Whoopi’s exit could mean a fresh rap sheet for Twitter, or maybe a chance for it to become the most user‑friendly platform since the first “tweet.”
